Just wanted to thank everyone that's been calling me up lately.
Even if it's just to let me know that you farted, it's very much appreciated.
Because I don't really like reaching out to people.
Hate to impose my troubles on other people.

Also wanted to share this with everyone.
It's been consistently making me smile everytime I watch it.
At least this gives me happiness in knowing I can put those lessons to use, just need to find the right song.
Mime class.
You'd think it'd be an optional course, not a mandatory one for a degree.
At least the final got rained out.

So yea, I'm starting to think my mother just zones out whenever my mouth starts moving.
I'll explain something to her, but she won't accept it as fact until she comfirms w/ a second, third, fourth, and fifth party.
Think I sound like the adults in a Peanuts cartoon to her.
Probably just tried of hearing my voice.

Current X-mas wishlist:
-A signifigant other to keep me warm during chilly nights.
-A punching bag to vent my frustrations on.

Pretty much it.
I've been nice this year right Santa?

Completely forgot what I was gonna post 'bout originally.

The Random Quote:
"Having a cute ass won't get you thru life forever. When you turn 30 you better hope you get have personality." - Anonymous

Yes.
I did get the idea for my voicemail from Rent, the musical.
Used a few years back but it just ended up confusing people and not gettin' me any messages.
Want to watch the movie.
Just feels too akward to watch it by myself at the theater.

For that matter, EVERYTHING feels akward by myself.
I want to go on some BBQ runs to SeaWorld, just need to find company.

To those that are surprised that I commute 30+ mins. for quality ribs, I also commute 40+ mins for funnel cake.

Quick update on self for those that want it:
-Sprained a toe.
-Contracted some sort of stomach virus.
-Insomnia hasn't gotten any better.
-Two job interviews this week.
-Garage got fixed awhile back, still waiting on an extra remote.

That shows some improvement in my luck right?
Just not enough to win the lottery though.
Damn bills.

And now a limerick for your enjoyment.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
An old man.
An old man from Nantucket w/ a dog.
An old man from Nantucker w/ a dog that wasn't as old as him.
Unless you take into account dog years.
Than it'd be an old man from Nantucket w/ an old dog.
An old man from Nantucket w/ an old dog and a bucket.
A slightly dirty bucket.
An old man from Nantucket w/ an old dog and a slightly dirty bucket w/ a...

Nope, creativity's still a bit lacking.
Insomnia might have something to do w/ it.

The Random Quote:
"I'm tired of quoting myself." - Reg

Came home from aimless driving around to find something else to bug me...

My brother took my boxset DVD collection of The Critic w/ him to UCSB.
El Bastardo that one is.
And I was just talkin' 'bout that show today too.

Could've sworn a "hottie" was making a pass at me while I was taking a break from the aimless driving to grub today.
Walked out of the L&L Hawaiin BBQ in Mira Mesa and had myself wonderin'...
"Was she?"
"FUCK!!!"
"Cuz constantly looking over her shoulder and smiling at me is a positive sign to start conversation right?"
"FUCK!!!"
Damn mental chaos in my head right now.
Great food, and very filling portions there by the way.

At least I got hot chocolate as a consolation prize.
Closest thing to "comfort food" for me that cocoa is.

Voice hurts.
It's all ragged and sore from all the screaming/singing I've been doin' the past few days.
Hurrah for white people music!
Maybe it's just a keepsake from my brother.
The Goober strikes again.

Hey! I mentioned YOU in my post twice today. Aren't ya proud?
Stop biting me and giving my phrases to your friend.
Next thing you know you'll be taking my new voice message.
"Speak."

Yup.
That's it.
Simplicity's a great thing isn't it?

Christopher Walken wanted more cow bell to make great music.
I'd like more synthesizer.

The Random Quote:
"I'm eatable too. But that's called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most countries." - Willy Wonka(2005)

To those that are worried 'bout me bein' depressed, you don't have to be.
Now I'm irate.
Also frustrated.
Financially, emotionally, and physically.

A special "fuck YOU" to the person that set me off like this.
Reason why, questioning who the real victim is in this breakup.
Use your fucking brain!
You know, that tiny lil thing inside your vacant head that got you into college in the first place.
Or did you just use a diffrent "head" to get to where you are?

I don't know who the victim is.
All I know is that I'm unhappy and the past two months have been fucktastic.

Really need to vent right now.
But I'm too polite to wake anyone up, nobody's online, and everyone's asleep in my household.
Probably not the smartest thing to do it online either.
Damn rational self.

The Random Quote:
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!" - Charlie Brown

So yea, came across this site while doing the online portion of job hunting today.

Pretty interesting huh?
Pay to vent, or get paid to listen.
Experience says I should be good at it.
But I can't help thinkin' that one day I'm just gonna explode.

"WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK WETHER OR NOT YOUR CAT WON'T PLAY WITH IT'S TOY?!"

We all have limits to our patience.
Mine has been slowly nipped at the past few years.

"Actor's have no shame."
That doesn't mean that they don't have feelings.

Kinda slipped a few days back and let my immediate family in on my pain.
What do you do when the person that's supposed to be a consistent source of humor turns out to be depressed?
The reactions are interesting.
My family gives me LOTS of space and acts like nothing's wrong.

I forget I don't update everyone on a daily basis as to what happened to me.
Cuz I'm not a major fan of "small talk." That's all I do when I audition in L.A.
"How's the kids?"
"How's the dog?"
"Do you really give a fuck 'bout me?"
So yea, if I say "nothing" when you ask me how my day was, it's probably because I don't like talkin' 'bout failed auditions.
And there are alot of 'em.
Just because of my "look"
Haven't had a good ego boost in quite awhile.

Hey YOU. YOU are fucking AWESOME!

Someone remind me to never again try "Black Friday" shopping.
The violent masses grabbin' at everything in the store like lonely women at a Chippendale's show is kinda scary.

If awesomeness isn't a word, it should be.

The Random Quote:
"get things off-your chest anytime." -instantlistener

Team America: World Police - End Of An Act

I miss you more than Micheal Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you more than Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you more than Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck
And now, all I can think of is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(interlude)

Why does Micheal Bay get to keep making movies
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

Almost a month after the breakup and analyzing my feelings I find myself missing YOU.
By YOU I mean Sandee.
I miss YOU.
More than the suckiness of Pearl Harbor and Alexander combined.
Yes. That much.

Why won't anybody take Alexander off my hands?
Is the fact that I'm giving it away for free a warning sign to people?
Really tempted to put it on Ebay.
Will pay YOU to get rid of DVD.
DVD, cash in an envelope, free shipping, and a note saying "thank you."

I honestly tried my best to like the movie.
It's just a sad miss.
It happens.
Like Gigli.
Ben Affleck's a good actor.
Watch Boiler Room.

So yea, new layout.
You like?
Finally got the comments up and running too.
Hurrah for trial and error.

If I tell you I'm fine, I'm probably lying.
At least my acting skills're still up to par.

The Random Quote:
"Wax on, wax off." -Pat Morita [1932 - 2005]

Something fun, and good advice for all the people commuting this holiday weekend.

The Rugburns - Hitchhiker Joe

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat cut off your big toe, I tell ya
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My best friend Eddie called from L.A.
Said we'd have dinner that day
I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch

Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat cut off your big toe, I tell ya
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his sleeve
And a chainsaw in his pack
But his gonna make you bleed yeah, yeah

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

My girlfriend Lois called from Tallahassee
She picked up that dude at the spam factory
That was the last time that I saw her smile
My best advice, don't eat spam for awhile

[repeat 'til boredom/fade]
Don't pick up hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat cut off your big toe, I tell ya
He'll make you smile from ear to ear
Gonna lock you in the trunk for ninety-nine years
Don't do it now

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom,
Bom, bom, bom, bom

Happy grub alot than feel bad about it the next day day!
Because you're gonna start excercising more and dieting better the next day right?

I feel like Eeyore.

The Random Quote:
"Gobble gobble" - Anonymous

So a bunch of you out there have been wondering 'bout Jason and Jane.
Sadly, they no longer work together.
However, there awesomeness that's comprised of their voice, writing, and arranging can still be found intact in their respective solo ventures.

J-Turtle (Jason) can be found here.
Jane can be found here.

Get out there and support there asses.
While we're at, support the asses of all SD artists.
Fuck it, support the arts in all of its ass-like glory.

So yea, a few days back I came home in time for my winamp to play me Elvis Costello w/ Burt Bacharach performing I'll Never Fall In Love Again.

Is some higher power sending me a message?
Possibly.
With 10gb of music stored on our computer it is quite a coincidence don't you think?
Maybe.

There are alot of sad, lonely, and depressed listeners out there.
The same can be said of artists.
I figure it's just market appeal and the slight depression I deal w/ that actually makes me notice these songs as of late.
Even if the song sounds happy, pay attention to the lyrics.
It might not be meant for the happy crowd.

My younger brother's roomate has issues.
More than likely.
But he's innocent 'til proven guilty right?
Not according to the UCSB student paper.
His name's posted all over the place.

Most women say they want a man that can make them laugh.
What if it's the size of his penis that's the source of humor?

Prince Charming's a major scrub if you think about it.
Lives w/ his parents, no real job, no aspirations in life, and he usually has someone providing transportation for him.

Insomnia sucks.

The Random Quote:
"Once the game is over, the king and pawn go back into the same box." - Anonymous

Brother's back from UCSB, complete w/ a bad cough.
Which can only mean one thing...

Someone currently in this household will get sick by the time he leaves.
Hopefully it's not the ultra-cute niece.
She has her own webpage.

A good seven hours on the journey to pick up my brother today has taught me that maybe I'm not the long-distance road warrior I used to be.
My butt's soar.
Maybe it's the seat's fault.
Probably not though.

Aside from the rush hour traffic, I like drivin' up to Santa Barbara.
Lots of great scenery.
Glimpse of what old San Marcos used to look like.
One of these days I'll get around to posting pictures so you can see what you're missing out on.

*Sigh*
Sure do miss the fresh breeze of the coastline.

Things to do in the future:
-Ride train.
-Explore everything Santa Barbara has to offer.
-Eat at the DLG.
-Find someone to do previously stated things with.

There's a great tagger in L.A. that goes by the handle Aloe.
Good times.

Going 60mph in the carpool lane when there is clearly a HUGE line forming behind you and a great deal of space in front of you, not really qualifying as good times.

Signal lights are a necessity, not an option.

The Random Quote:
"No." - Elena

With the way things have transpired in my life recently people have been wondering if there's anything I'd actually be thankful this coming Thanksgiving.

Yes.
Yes there is.

I'm thankful I'm able to walk around on my own two legs everyday.
I'm thankful that my third leg functions properly.
I'm thankful that there's a roof over my head w/ running water and electricity.
I'm thankful that after many endeavors w/ little results, my parents barely have enough trust in me to let me take over house payments when they retire in a few years.

Yes. I said barely.
To go into more details would just lead to more depression.
I'm tired of that.

So yea.
Most of my online time recently has been spent at Grab.com
More specifically, on a game called Text Twist.
Basically you're given six letters and try to come up w/ as many words as possible before the timer runs out.
You're only allowed to progress if you manage to find the six letter word(s).
In essence, this is a game that tests your vocab.

More than likely you're gonna find yourself losing.
Constantly.
And feeling like an idiot when you're unable to come up w/ the word and find yourself saying: "PENURY, duh!"

Still have no idea what that means.
I keep playing though.
Because it's fun havin' it eat away at a piece of my soul when I lose in this eternal struggle.
If anything, to give myself a sense of accomplishment when I actually score better than my current avg.

14,725

But than you realize that your ex has a high score of 149,830.
Also the current all-time high score is 17,948,180.

Good times.

The Random Quote:
"The tighter the money, the tighter the dress." - Anonymous

Yes. It was an actual rabbit's foot, bone and all.
Don't blame me though.
The 80's were barbaric times.
Far from the world of Dr. Phil, Atkins, Wi-Fi Internet, and Emo.

I was born in '82 but most of my memories come from the 90's
That was a decade of quality programming for young viewers wasn't it?
Shows like Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Saved by the Bell, and California Dreams.
Great shows that tricked us through entertainment into learning life lessons and general knowledge.
Take this song as an example from the Animaniacs.

Yakko's World

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan.

Crazy. Just crazy.
That somebody would spend the time to arrange all the nations of the world in such a way that it rhymed and could be sung.
Our current youngins are missing out aren't they?
Writers just don't do that these days, or possibly aren't allowed to.
Whatever happened to positive messages in children's programming?
Like a silver bodied, green haired superhero telling you that "the power is yours" to effect the environment in a positive way?

Guess I'm just gettin' old.
That's how I felt chillin' w/ most of the "New School" Rho Dawgs and Pledge Dawgs tonight.
It feels weird being one of the only few people in the room that can legally buy their own alcohol.

To the young cats:
Turning 21's overrated.
Soon as you wake up the next day and get over your hangover you realize that you can buy alcohol on your own.
That's the buzzkill.
Because it's legal.

Wedding this weekend.
I'm not invited though, 'nother lonely weekend for me.
At least I've got a bunch of new electronic gadgets to install.

The Random Quote:
"I want to make a jigsaw that's 40,000 pieces and when you finish it it says: GO OUTSIDE" -Demetri Martin

Radiohead - Creep

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
Your just like an angel, your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice, when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door...
She's running out, she run, run, run, ruuuuuunnnnnnn
Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnn

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so FUCKING special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't belong here...

So yea, I've been hearing that song constantly everywhere.
Is some higher power tryin' to tell me something?
Probably.

I'm a creep that didn't win the $310 megamillion lottery.
Because some guy from Anaheim did.
ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA.
Think he really needs it?

Probably not the message I'm supposed to get, but it's really hard to analyze things lately.
Like the lessons learned from broken relationships.
Best I can come up w/ right now is to stop gettin' into relationships because at the end you're just going to get mind-fucked royally.

I hope no one's taking me too seriously.
I like using humor to get me thru things.
A self-defense method I developed growing up along w/ keeping to myself.
If you haven't noticed that over the years you've known me, YOU need to get to know me better.
Or at the least let me know if it bugs YOU right away.

Shit.
Kinda in angry mode right now.
Cuz of some unknown mishap while waiting on the results of a drug test and background check I'm back to job hunting again because they've already filled the positions.

Maybe I just need better references.
Or a first newborn sacrifice to change my luck.
Four leaf clover or a rabbit's foot maybe?
Used to have a pink one, older brother kept the blue one for himself.

Yup.
Running out of interesting Random Quotes to give to you.

The Random Quote:
"Bush hates black people." - Kanye West

1500+ hits
+ 900 hits 'fore the counter re-started for no reason
-400 hits from myself for editing purposes
= at least 2000 reads since I started this blog up out of boredom and peer pressure.

Thank you for your time.
I'm really hoping I haven't wasted any of it yet.

A special thank you to Trey Songz for restoring my faith in modern R&B.
Lately it's been crap. People're gettin' lazy and uninspired in the industry.
Whatever happened to quality, original stuff?

Guess you can apply that to the movie industry too.

Whatever happened to quality, original stuff?
Every once in awhile we'll get quality films, but for the most part the industry has been in a damn big hurry to ruin classic movies and original ideas from foreign countries.

Eh. If I were a dwarf I'd be Grumpy right now.
I'd also be short, and have the ideal long beard I hope to have when I'm an old man.

So my grandchildren can swing on it.
If I have grandchildren.

With the way past relationships have worked out for me that guy constantly soliciting me for a "discreet blowjob" from the fuckbuddy website keeps looking more and more tempting.
Think I'd end up bein' a "switch-hitter" or even outright switch teams?

I don't know.
For that matter, I don't know anything.
Kinda braindead at the moment.
Guess you can use that as an explanation for this post lacking substance.

For a more quality read click here.

Well, at least I'm posting on a more consistent basis.

The Random Quote:
"Just to see that smile upon your face I know I
Just gotta make it, aright, just gotta make it" - from Trey Songz's Gotta Make It

Tried going to sleep...
Just not happening right now.

Is it possible that I'm sooo bored right now that I can't fall asleep?
Hell. If great female cleavage gets me kinda depressed these days than I guess it is.

Saw Jarhead w/ one of my awesome Greek lils this weekend.
Great movie. I recommend a viewing.
Just a couple scenes that bugged me on a personal level. To go into further detail would just get me all fired up and I don't want to do that right now.
Only fun posts for awhile.
Just to let you know, it has to deal w/ relationships.

So yea, I recently found out that about 6 months ago they stopped producing my favorite "ghetto champagne" Andre Mimosa.
Sad times continue.
Because apparently they realized that people can just make it themselves w/ their favorite champagne and some orange juice.
But dammit. Sometimes you're too drunk or lazy to do that yourself.
It was the perfect morning beverage, 'specially after a long night of drinking.

I shall miss thee friend.

Another thing I did this weekend was try to find a replacement.
I got 4 seperate bottles of reasonably priced wine, no more than $5 each and went into analytical mode.
With a notepad in hand I tackled each wine bottle and took down notes.
Taking time in-between bottles to drink water, sober up and get it out of my system.
The notes are legible. Give my tolerance more credit.
And they are damn good notes w/ each wine getting it's on paper.
It's just that I forgot to take note of which bottle went with which number.
Good times, I know.
I also already recycled the bottles because I'm conscientious of Mother Earth.

Long story short, the trials start again next weekend.
Funded in part by the old bottles.
Because recycling pays off!
*Smile* *Smile* *thumbs up*

Whew!
And people thought all the years I've spent studying the art of acting have been wasted...

The Random Quote:
"I don't like haikus.
I never get the meaning,
and I always forget how many syllables go in the last line." - Anonymous

Had an obscenely great post typed up the other day that probably would've just altered the way you approach life in a positive way.
It got lost in the internet.

Since I've used up all my creativity working on projects to keep myself busy over the past few weeks you get this weak unispired post.

.......FUCK I'M BORED!!!

Low on cash, out of hobbies, and home alone again because my parents don't have to worry 'bout unexpected grandchildren coming from my direction.
The only explanation I can come up with as to why my house is always so empty these days.
'Cuz it wasn't like this last month.

Why do the hard-liquor bottles have to be so appealing?
Don't worry peeps, I'm not slowly degrading to the alkie days of high school.
It's just that I look at them and hear them say to me: "look at me, caress me, and let my sweet nectar slur your speech."

Yea.
There's really no point to this post. Just keeping myself busy.

Someone remind me to stop watching Everyday Italian on the Food Network.
Great recipes, stunningly beautiful host, it just gets me depressed sometimes though.

Fucking memories.
Reminds me of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Good movie. I recommend a viewing.

Yup.

The Random Quote:
"When all of your tears dry, let your troubles roll by." - Carbon Leaf

The following is an excerpt from "Freak Me" as performed by Silk.

Let me lick you up and down til you say stop.
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot.
Let me do all the things you want me to do.
Cuz tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you.

So Silk is an old school R&B group from the 90's.
They're gonna be performing at Pechanga this month.
Please take into account that they're probably in their mid to late 30's and that they'll most likely be performing this song as it was one of their best selling singles.
Anybody else finding humor in this?

So yea.
If you haven't noticed yet, random post coming your way.
Slowly getting back to form. Multi-tasking skills aren't as up to par as they used to be.

Does anybody remember what the curfew was for the gremlins and feeding them?

A close friend brought up a good point tonight.
Why DON'T we have chinese food delivery here in San Diego?

Couple online friends peer pressured me into signing up for an online fuckbuddy finder site.
Even put together my profile for me and clearly made it known that I was a single male looking for single females.
So the first response I got the next day is a guy asking if I wanted a discreet blowjob.

Garage still broken, won't be fixed 'til Thursday.

Pussycat Dolls - Stickwithu
Doesn't really apply to me, but it keeps gettin' stuck in my head.
Their "lead singer" from Eden's Crush is beautiful huh?

Kinda like Rosario Dawson, which is one of the only things I liked 'bout Alexander.
Cuz I'm a bigger fan of the breasts than of the buttocks.

I am worth $2,264,094 on HumanForSale.com

Everyone deserves a good ego boost every once in awhile.
And a good hug.
Maybe even a good blowjob.
Definitely a good hug.
Possibly some cash.

Waaaay too much freetime on my hands right now.

'Til next time.

The Random Quote:
"Remember boys: Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed." - Band of Brothers

Been meaning to post sooner but Blogger has been having issues w/ me.

Something bad: Migraines since Thursday.
Something good: Got car out of broken garage.
Bad: Sprained left thumb doing so.
Good: Tina Kim - Saw her show on Saturday, good times.
Bad: Alexander - You'd think that if they have a section for Special FEATURES they'd have more than ONE.
Good: Don't need grammar online
Bad: Some of my friends that read this are teachers.
Good/Bad(?): Secretly saved cash for tropical getaway/dolphin interaction as a grad gift for Sandee is now available to me. Doesn't really matter because....
Bad: Blew $500+ at the casino tryin' to see if my luck was turnin' around yet.
Good: Spent around $80 at the bar and didn't suffer from beer goggles.
Good: Lakers
Good: Chargers
Good: 3dvds for $25 deal at Blockbuster
Good: Switchin' to satellite.
Bad: The slow response times from complaints to COX cable and the speed at which they disconnect our cable after we cancel our subscription.

So yea. That's basically everything that's happened since my last post.
To those that are wondering: I'm OK.
Apologies to those that got depressed reading my past few posts.
I'm back to "laughing off problems" mode so hopefully this Online Journal Thingy will go back to what it was originally intended for...

To let people discover the undercover dork that lies beneath my quiet exterior.

Gemini, good fun.

The Random Quote:
"America! Fuck yeah!" - Team America: World Police

Wanted to start things off by noting that my greek lils ROCK!!
We have trouble keeping in touch w/ each other but we can be content knowing that we'll always be there for one another.
Thanks for switching me back to intellectual mode.

Interesting how we all ran into relationship problems at the same time.

Is there something to blame?
Probably not.
For now I'll just put the blame on El Presidente and the Governor of California.
Because I can, and I disagree w/ the majority of there decisions.
But let's not talk politics, that's how you lose friends.

Anybody else see the recent natural disasters around the world as Mother Nature's way of saying: "Bush, you messed up." ?

Eh.
Just falling back on my sarcasm and dark humor to get me thru life at the moment.

To those who think I hit rock bottom....
Wait. There's more!! *spit flying*

Our crap I-Drive garage opener installed by Martin's Garage based in the 714 area code has decided to completely crap out on us.
Completely unable to move. With my car conveniently trapped inside.
Talked to them in the morning, still waiting on there return call.

Had a long conversation w/ Sandee yesterday.[Ed.note: Sorry Mar, this was before I got your message.]
Got to figure out what went wrong and learn that "someday" we might get together again.
Feeling better since we could leave on good terms and not have to deal w/ the self-hate, self-doubt that's been plaguing me the past few weeks.

Would I accept her back into my life?
Definitely.
It's waaaaay too expensive being single.
Spent my last two paychecks going out to get away from my house.
Cash only when you go out people, don't bring your debit card like I did.
Almost a $200 tab.
Eeeeee....

'Sides, I'm not built for the "manwhore" lifestyle anymore. Mainly because of finances.
Costs too much these days.
$20 avg. for a movie
+Dinner
+Alchol to work faster than charm
+Condoms
+Hotel/Motel/Limo
=Taaad bit too much for me just to release some tension.

Better off just gettin' an escort.
Got my last paycheck still.
Should I?
Would I?

I'll leave that up to you to decide 'til my next post.
Which might be often since I have so much freetime now.
Maybe multi-posts in a month or even....
a DAY!

EGADS!

The Random Quote:
"I the papi!" - Life the movie